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A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.
Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!
Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)
Thats what a myspace whore does.
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A myspace whore is one who spends most of their waking hours on myspace.com.
They have thousands of friends, only because they 'whore' themselves in bulletins in a pathetic attempt to gain more friends and look cool on the internet. Upon gaining more friends, the myspace whore convinces these new myspace friends to whore them like there's no tomorrow.
Myspace whore can also be defined as one with very little exposure to the real world.
Myspace whore: "WHORE FOR WHORE! I HAVE 5K FRIENDS! ADD ME!"
Other friend: "OH wow, I should whore her. I hope she whores me, she has 5k friends! Maybe all 5k of her friends will add me! Then I will be amazingly cool! I'll be an e-superstar!"
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A myspace whore is some one who spends their waking hours doing absolutly nothing, but sitting in front of their computer tryng to get " Friends" on their profile.and posting slutty pics of themselves for people to look at and hopefully add them. But they could go out and make new friends in real life, but that would require them to leave their computer, and *gasp* MySpace for a certain amount of time.
"OMG! no one has viewed my profile in 5 minuets. I only have 2059 views since i started my profile last week.I've posted so many comments, and bullitens, and skanky pics of myself. What's wrong with me, why won't people view my profile? I think I'll go cut my self, then try to get more friends to view my profile." says myspace whore.
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-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"
-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."
-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.
"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"
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A person is a myspace whore when they post many pictures at angles with terrible lighting that makes your eyes bleed, constantly post bulletins asking to add this person or that group, having more "friends" than they could ever have or remember if myspace never existed, and has thier page so fubar'ed with contrasting colors and crappy fonts that cause eye strain and enough blinking objects to, again, make your eyes bleed and possibly even cause an epileptic siezure. Also like to screw up the formatting so the page is wider than your screen even with the rez set to maximum along with a music player that plays loud, annoying music when you load the page.
Caution should be taken if you call them out on being said myspace whores. They have a hard time letting go of the past and will turn people against you, even if they never met you, which makes them no better than the myspace whore(s). Usually this only happens if the people live in a small town because they are out of touch with reality and sometimes, like in my case, have a broken sense of whats right and wrong which I think was caused by religion.
Myspace Whore: Awsome, I finally got my site all prettied up with black background, loud annoying music player, 800+ friends,most of whom I don't know, glittery words, hard to read font and contrasting colors that make you strain your eyes, pictures of random things that blink and could be a health hazard to someone, and my pictures of me at angles AND in the mirror!
1.A little girl who likes to show her cleavage to the world of online computer predators
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2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
Man 1- YES!! i have finally gotten to 23 Million Myspace Friends!!
Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
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the typical myspace whore embellishes their pictures, posts needless bulletins, constantly comment/"whores" other people's sites, establishes an identity via myspace
"Are you Blair from myspace?"
"Yes, how do you know me?"
"You're hella a myspace whore!"
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