A totally maniac crazy kid in a video on the internet, that screams so F-kn loud because he got an N64 for christmas.
n64 kid: "NINTENDO 64!!!!, OMG!!!!! YES!YES!YES!YES!!!NINTENDO 64, OOOMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!"
mom: "i think hes excited."
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Occurs when playing Nintendo 64.
Specifically during a game where you are required to move the joystick clockwise or counterclockwise very quickly and use your palm instead of one dinky finger. This results sometimes in the formation of calluses, and definitely uncomfortable pain for the next few days.
Most common cause: Mario Party mini-games (cast aways, tug o' war, deep sea divers...ect)
Jon: Hey you want to go throw the baseball?
Adam: No, I have fucking N64 Palms because i was playing Mario Party for 3 hours yesterday.
Jon: So did I.
Adam: But you used your thumb for tug o' war you pussy, i used my palms and thats why i won, but now my N64 Palms kill like a mofo.
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The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)
Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.
The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"
Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat
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Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?
Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium
The N64's is a nation owned by Pokémon. They are part of the Andromeda Alliance and are smarter than the average Pokémon.
The N64's is Floating in the Sky!?
When a male is having trouble performing during sex, so his partner blows the dust off and puts it back in.
I wasn't really feeling it, but then she gave me the ol' N64 and I was back in the game.