nani

a pathetic excuse for a football player

Spectator: "look at that blibbering vagina rolling all over the ground, he wasn't even touched."

Gomes: "What a Nani"

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nani

When your girlfriend / girl threatens any woman who looks at you or try's to partake in any casual conversation with you.

When your girlfriend / girl is very protective of you or think's every girl want's you.

Guy1 - "Yeah, my girl almost fought this chick because she was looking at me!"
Guy2 - "Ah damn man, you got a nani!"

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nani

a really gorgeous fun funny amazing sexy hot nice kind loving caring girly every1 luvz nani and they think shes the funniest girl evr!!! also shes most likely an aries!! with curly brownish black hair!! or dyed!! and big lipz bc obvii anyways she looks like a model and she is tall and cute and funny ;3 etc and everyone wantz 2 be her!

wow!! that girl is a total nani!!!

whtz that mean .-.

it meanz shes a sexy bitch!!

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nani

Another slang term for marijuana. Commonly used by west- coast rastas, nani is the go to term for cannabis.

'Hey man, you got any of that nani?' , 'Just picked up that fresh nani. It got me so lit' , 'Yo can I get a hit of that nani?'

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Nani

Whattttt?????

I heard he died today.
Nani???????

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nany

A nany is super awesome and super hilarious and knows how to crack people up. She has a great personality. She rocks and is super sweet and talented and guys better treat her right cos she’s a literal queen she’s super silly all the time and rocks :)

whoa she’s so cool she must be a nany

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Nani

"What" in Japanese.

P1: Omae wa mou shindeiru (You are already dead)

P2: Nani! (What!)

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