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the most beautiful substance ever created.
used to roast gooks, and one hell of quick barbeque.
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The use of fire to clean one's "bikini line"; to rid body of pubic hair by setting them ablaze.
Fuckin' A, this pubes be growing back faster then a lumberjack's beard, it's time to napalm them, that'll show those pesky pubes!
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"Who set off that napalm?! the house is on fire!"
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Jelly-like gasoline enclosed in bombs dropped by an airplane. It sticks to whatever it lands on and burns for a long time.
A reported three quarters of all napalm victims in Vietnam were burned through to the muscle and bone (fifth degree burns). The pain caused by the burning is so traumatic that it often causes death.
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1. A flammable jelly that sticks to materials. Used in flamethrowers and bombs during World War 2 and the Vietnam War. It was outlawed in 1980.
2. Sticky food that is burning hot (i.e cheese or poptart filling) that gets stuck in your mouth and burns the shit outta your mouth.
3. Diarrhea caused by eating various Mexican and spicy foods.
1. Dear god, the videos of napalm strikes are horrifying. I couldn't sleep for days.
2. OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER, WHY DID YOU NOT COOL THIS PIE BEFORE YOU SERVED IT?
3. I was on the shitter for an hour and a half straight napalming the toilet after that chili contest at work.
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The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
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Napalm is used to burn people, houses, cars, or anything else that can be burnt. It can be
produced in a wide variety of ways and by using pages of different ingredients.
Grant: I wish I could burn this person, house or car..
James: Use some FUCKING NAPALM!
Grant: OK!
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