The Napalm

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

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Napalm

Napalm is used to burn people, houses, cars, or anything else that can be burnt. It can be
produced in a wide variety of ways and by using pages of different ingredients.

Grant: I wish I could burn this person, house or car..
James: Use some FUCKING NAPALM!
Grant: OK!

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napalm

quick easy generic form is gasoline and strofoam. let sit for 3 days and stir real good until a paste is formed. next add liquid dishwashing soap. lol

an example could be incrimanating.

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napalm

n. 1. A sticky, flamable substance. When used in bombs, the explosion covers the surrounding area in napalm.

"they wouldn't die so we had to use napalm on them."

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the napalms

Also called the "burning squirts", though it's any crap that causes an intense burning, liquid or no.

If you hear screams of pain coming from the bathroom, someone probably has a bad case of the napalms.

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Napalm

The lingering smell in the bathroom after someone takes a stinky dump.

"The bathroom reeks. I'm going to have to wait a half an hour to let it air out"
"Whats the matter? Don't you just love the smell of fresh Napalm in the mornin?"

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Napalm

(v.) To hit up; to lay down for; to throw at.

I don't mean to napalm you with music, but I thought you'd like these.

You wanna napalm DC with Brett and me on Friday night?

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