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Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.
Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
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A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.
Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*
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A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
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Used to increase cellular data by a factor of 32 when placed on any cellphone or smartphone (preferably when wet)
I'm using a napkin to increase my data
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A word meaning money, used by people who have a LOT of money.
Ay man i got some bbq sause on my mouth, can you hand me a couple Napkins?
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Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.
Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
2 guys meet at the bar
"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"
"Napkin please"
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Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.
I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.