Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!

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narrow mindedness

1. To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

2. To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.

Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American.
Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money.
Dan: Aite nick you have narrow mindedness, I get a Tally.

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shoulder narrows

The best friggin a capella group in the universe!

Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!

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narrow minded

a person who does not want to hear the other side of the argument. But in our postmodern world people accuse anyone who has firm beliefs of being narrow minded.

You'll hear alot of people say ' Christians are narrow minded people '. But the funny thing is these same people are themselves narrow minded and bigoted and intolerant ( there's a popular one )of Christianity. They contradict themselves.

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narrow minded

a person or persons who cannot see beyond their own set of values and/or will not accept them. Is often related to religious matters, where people cannot accept the other religion's beliefs. It often happens where one is in ignorance.

"YOU NARROW MINDED PIECE OF F--KING S--T, CANT YOU SEE HOW YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF?? SEE SOMEONE ELSE'S SIDE FOR HELL'S SAKE!!"

My brother can be narrow minded because he thinks that all gays have HIV, and that it is stupid to be gay, and you always get AIDS when you butt-fuck someone.

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Narrowing the scope

This phenomenon occurs when someone attempts to eliminate options. A person would do this because it’s helpful for trying to make a guess or help make a critical decision.

Jason gives a riddle to Robert that has 8 possible correct answers. Robert receives a hint from Jason. From this hint, Robert can now safely eliminate 4 options out of the 8. Therefore, Robert is narrowing the scope

Narrow Moment

Used to describe a incel coomer and whenever they loose an argument they start crying and spamming a chat with crying emotes.

Narrow: BRO COPE MALD, SEETHE YOU NEED COPIUM, STAY MAD, STAY MAD, STAY MAD
Normal Person: Bro literally a narrow moment

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