narwhal

n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag

You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.

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narwhal

a joint that has a body shape like a narwhal. tends to be huge!
A very big joint that can have more than one zigzags to make it.

Dude used all my papers to roll a narwhal.

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Narwhal

An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.

Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!

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Narwhaled

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

Narwhal

The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.

Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.

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Narwhales

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs

NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES

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narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

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