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National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.
Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?
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May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on
Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi
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August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.
Hey its national fuck day lets have sex
National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!
Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?
Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..
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National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
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The day you are forced to take the ACT/SAT.
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT, ITS NATIONAL FUCK-IT DAY
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