Natural Light

Also known as "Natty Light"

The only beer that's over 75% water, completely tasteless, and is only good for underage drinkers who think they're cool cause over ten gets you seemingly wasted.

Most commonly known to high schoolers as "pussy beer"

Yo can you get me a natty?
A what???
You know, natty; A Natural Light duh!
Nahh man that beer is for pussies! Let's take shots!

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Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.

"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."

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