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A day where you wash your neck.
Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!
The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?
Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.
Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?
Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.
Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.
November 29 this is the day you grab someone you feel comfortable with.
Some people you could grab the neck of would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Grab Neck Dat!
*Grabs Person 2 neck*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Grab Neck Day!
* Grabs Person 1 neck*