pyro-necrobeastiality

is the act of having sexual intercourse with a dead burning animal. who the fuck thinks up this shit.....? what is even more disturbing is that 5 people in NSW history have been convited for this illegal act. what the fuck, is it that hard to go out and get a blow-up doll...

back in the late 60's billy was into a bit of pyro-necrobeastiality and was subsequently convicted for this illegal act. Fucker!!!

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Intercontinental necrobeastiality

It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.

For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.

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Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

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supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality

having sex with a dead animal while you harm it and yourself.

"Supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality, it's when you get a hard on giving Lassie a fatality!"

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associational necrobeastiality

The act of having sex on top of a dead animal.

I'm into associational necrobeastiality; shake that bear mostly.

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