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A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.
syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
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Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.
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noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:
"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"
OR
"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"
Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
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Sticking your dong where it don't belong.
Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.
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to give someone "the needle", insulting and teasing someone which results in the person becoming irate and/or defensive, thus the person would have "the needle"
can be used with certain words to emphasise the effect of "the needle"
eg: triple needle
quad neelde
right needle
"dont get the needle with me pal"
"you've got the riiiiggght needle"
"ooh noo, charlie's got the neeedddle!"
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To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
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When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.
"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."
"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"
"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"
"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
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