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Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

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aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

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GPA Negotiator

A student who finds themselves "on the edge" of a new grade at the end of the quarter. For example, a person with a 96 A that only needs a few points to reach a 97 A+. A skilled GPA Negotiator will often times BEG their teacher for ANY last minute extra credit or ANYTHING THEY CAN DO to get their grade up a mere few points. A successful GPA Negotiator will often use guilt tactics and and make sure they tell their teacher that the "want to succeed," when in reality it is just to get their grade up by doing little to no effort. GPA Negotiation is the main cause of GPA Inflation.

------------ Example of a GPA Negotiator at work------------

Student - Excuse me, Mr. Smith. I would like to talk to you about my grade

Teacher - Yes? You have a 96 in this class

Student - Yes, however I REALLY need to get it up to an A+ so my parents will be proud of me. Is there ANYTHING I can do to raise it a mere 1 point?

Teacher - Well... I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I will allow you to write a small paper for a point extra credit. Turn it in to me tomorrow and don't tell you any of your peers

Student - Thank you very much, I am very appreciative......... *walks of with a smug grin*

by Bile2 March 29, 2010

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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 6, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 10, 2020


negotiated infidelity

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.

A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.

by aboynamedpseu August 7, 2010

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morally negotiable

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.

I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

by scott e balls July 31, 2012