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What moose are in Canada, and what women are in Japan.
Canada: where the men are men and the moose are nervous.
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ok its a game where u need a group of guys and girls. then a girl and a guy get together and start DOING STUFF... going further and further if u get me. u are basically trying to get the other person horny. when one of you gets horny you say 'NERVOUS', and both of you stop and go onto another person. but if neither of you get horny at all then.. well u end up DOING IT lol in the end. its a great game try it
there is no example.. u have to play it to experience it.
when u get horny from wot the person is doin then u say NERVOUS and u both stop. get me.
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A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.
Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.
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Being unshaven or otherwise unkept; shaggy.
"You're lookin a little nervous, better tighten that up"
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A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
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When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.
Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?
It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
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A nervous breakdown is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; chronic insomnia and other sleep disorders, serious or chronic illness in a family member; divorce; death of a family member; pregnancy; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.
Mannn, I'm about to have a "Nervous Breakdown" Cause I am so tire of life, It is just too much.
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