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Netherlands

The only country in the whole wide world where you can buy Marijuana in a shop. It's the best country in the WORLD!!

Im'a smoke me some ganja while staying in the netherlands

by Ganjasmoking March 31, 2011

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netherlands

awesome country best french fries and cheese

the netherlands are going to win world cup 2006

by crAZzycoOkie August 15, 2004

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netherlanding

landing in her nethers, the nether region of a female being exposed to for a male to feast on, even more specific would be central netherlanding (right down the middle)

Did you netherland caroline?
Oh yeah i was central netherlanding alfredo all night!

by pseudopsam October 1, 2012


The Netherlands

Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.

I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.

by solutions December 29, 2004

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netherlands

Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.

I'm a Dutch citizen, I come from the Netherlands.

The Netherlands are far out!

I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands.

by welovetrash November 10, 2007

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netherlands

My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P

The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked

Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!

Dutch person A: Alles goed?

Dutch person B: Ach doe gezond man, wat is niau?!

Dutch person A: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt maar je weet niet wastkeburt :P

Dutch person B: stfu....

by Robinio June 6, 2005

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netherlands

a fictional place where peter pan lives, fights with captain hook and all the widdle orphans live forever. and wendy would lose her bloody button and then make out with jeremy sumpter.

or maybe i got it wrong...
netherlands

by badkisser March 18, 2006

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