NFM

Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.

NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”

FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”

NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”

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NFM

Short for Nice Fucking Meme

- Yo, wanna hear a sick meme?

- Sure

- Bush did 9/11

- NFM

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NFM

No F'in Memory

Memory Sweater chick poor remind

I had to remind this chick so many times about the sweater she promised to knit me.... cause she had NFM (no F'in memory)

Memory Sweater chick poor remind

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NFM

acronym for "nifing much"

-hey

-Hey

-what u up to ?

- nfm

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NFM

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.

In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "

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nfm

never fucking mind

Mia: I think he likes me!”
Cass: OMG, really?!
Mia: nfm, he posted another girl

nfm

Non-fungible moyai.

Its an another next generation of NFT's but it's NFM.