Ninja fart

Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...

Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!

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Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

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fart ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.

After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.

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