duh

Patently obvious to the most casual observer.

Gergles: I'm getting older.
Sasquatch: Duh. And uglier.

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Duh

An expression that someone says when another person says something obvious or dumb.

Person 1: Hey look I can see myself in the mirror!
Person 2: duh.

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duh

Sound used to imitate a mentally retarded person as an answer to an obvious remark or question. The person using "duh" is thereby sarcastically indicating that he/she is not retarded and the forgoing remark or question is obvious to him/her.

Him: Hey, to insert a column you have to press the column insert menu!
Me: Duh! No kidding!

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duh

A basic unit of measurement of human stupidity. One "duh" is a single unit of stupidity, for example, misplacing your keys would be approximately one duh. Due to the large amounts of stupidity present in the world, more practical units are megaduhs(10^6) or gigaduhs(10^9). Still larger units such as exaduhs(10^18) or yottaduhs(10^24) are more appropriate for measuring stupidity on a global level.

George Bush's tenure would have to be measured in yottaduhs.

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Duh

A word someone says when they're being condescending, even if the situation does not call for it.

Friend: I took a trip to nostalgia land
D-bag: Look on the bright side, it means more people can enjoy old anime now.
Friend: Uhh, why would I look on the bright side even though my comment never implied something negative.
D-bag: Because you need to experience the dark side to fully value the bright side.. DUH!!!
Friend: Uhh, I still don't see how any of that is relevant to my comment, you make zero sense.
D-bag: No, it means you have no common sense, DUH!!! Go back to school retard.

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duh

replacement for the sarcastic retort, " No Kidding! "

" Hey, the Sun is bright "
" Duh! "

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duh

A word people use when the obvious is stated.

"Dude, what is this 'sex'? Is it the act of shooting liquid into one another?"
"*facefaults* DUH!"

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