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foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch February 14, 2006


foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 20, 2021


Foreplay

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

The foreplay was great but I know nothing about the guy.

by S.I.B. March 16, 2014


foreplay

The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.

"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."

by gratedraindrop October 05, 2008


foreplay

The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.

"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)

by bricklayer69sofine March 29, 2011


Foreplay

Drafts of sexually explicit fan art, shared with a group or individual for constructive criticism and feedback. This is a term used in fan art communities on Discord.

Thanks for the foreplay. I think the shading around his jaw could be a little darker.

by HeyBoyDraws December 21, 2019


foreplay

When 4 people have sexual relations.

Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?

Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.

by Capt-Hank August 27, 2008