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The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.
Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc
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The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.
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Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
The foreplay was great but I know nothing about the guy.
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The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.
"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"
"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"
"No, no I did not."
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The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.
"Brett? Is that you?"
"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"
(They embrace)
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Drafts of sexually explicit fan art, shared with a group or individual for constructive criticism and feedback. This is a term used in fan art communities on Discord.
Thanks for the foreplay. I think the shading around his jaw could be a little darker.
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When 4 people have sexual relations.
Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?
Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.
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