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When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.
I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!
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meaning...
"Put on a condom before you have sex."
GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!
a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!