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The name of keto diet that is even less restrictive than dirty keto.
1.) Kim went slutty keto and still lost 50 pounds in a year.
*2.) My ex husband's girlfriend is on a low carb diet...it's called slutty keto.
A vagina that is rank, ripe, in odor and smells and tastes foul.
Her keto cootch turned me off!
When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.
He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.
Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.
Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!
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Someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe "Is not Ketogenic" and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)... They may also be referred to as a "Keto Nazi" depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. It is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for "non-keto food"... Little is known about the Keto Cop/Nazi other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.
Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
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Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.
Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.
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Ben Wa balls that are made from Avocado pits to fully embrace the Keto lifestyle
Aly - I am feeling the best I have felt in my life since starting Keto
Tony - Has it taken over your ENTIRE life, or just your diet?
Aly - Everything I embrace with it has been made 100% better, you should see how strong and tone my lady bits are since starting dirty keto as well.
Tony - That makes sense, superfoods make super vag
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