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Nintendo's final name for their fifth console code-named 'Revolution', wii pronounced 'we'. The first day the name was revealed all of the gaming internet sites, forums and chatrooms were filled with possive and mostly negative responses. Bad publicity is still good publicity apparently.
"I'm going to go play my Nintendo Wii."
"How much was your Wii?"
"Wii will have too much fun."
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The official and unusual name for the Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced "we", it opens up many marketing posibilitys like:
"Do you Wii? We Wii"
"Wii will own you"
"Wii want it"
"I gotta take a Wii"
"Wii Will Wii Will Rock you"
"Wii Will, Wii Will.....fail in the u.s."
And my personal favorite:
"When we thought of the name, we were smoking Wiid"
Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.
"It seems to me that all they did was take the namesake of nintendo wifi and dropped the f and thought... shit.. that'll work.."
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The official name of Nintendo's next console. Wii is pronounced as 'we'. The Nintend Wii's codename was the Nintendo Revolution. For a definition of the Nintendo Wii, search "Nintendo Revolution".
Gus: "Hey Stan, the Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii"
Stan: "The what?!"
Gus: "The Wii!"
Stan: "Wicked freshes!"
Gus: "Indeed"
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Nintendo Wii- The latest underpowered overpriced console vomited out by Nintendo upon the unwashed moronic masses. Wii plays only bullshit kiddy games and Wii has an overrall lack of games. In this way Wii is pretty much like every other Nintendo console before it.
Dan: Hey you want me to pick up a Nintendo Wii for you from Walmart while I get mine?
Steve: Nah, I'm too busy having fun playing Halo 3 to make time for that kiddy bullshit. You can pick me up one though if I ever start to think obsessing over Nintendo's business strategy and sales figures as well as playing a console with no good games is in any way fun.
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The crappiest and most boring and ugliest game graphics console ever made to mankind history.
Even the name sounds extremely gay.
And if you pay for 3 extra controllers to fully play 4 players games (mario kart, super smash bros and co) it will cost you as much as a PS3.
Alex : The PS3 will blast the Wii away-
Pete : Fuck the Nintendo Wii it sounds so gay. -
Josh : The Wii is cheap and cheaply made, its for poor people who can't buy food. -
Matt : What the fuck are those graphics?? You still playing on Xbox 1??
Ashton: No man its my new nintendo wii!
Matt: Holy shit, the graphics look like puke man. -
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Means something in Japanease, but sounds VERY gay in the American language
Nintendo Wii sounds cool but has a very different design to it
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The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.
John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
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