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WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS
MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL
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A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing
A type of lubricant used for cowboy gay sex.
Just spread between the buns.
SODOMI.
Jason: hey mike, come join me in bed.
Mike: yeh let me just get the peanut butter.
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Most frequently used when playing the card game Bull Sh*t (bs- other wise said bad spaghetti). After the person next to you has laid their card/s down, you say peanut butter to indicate that you lied and got away with it.
Bob: (lays down cards) 3 sixes.
Dan: (lays down card) 1 seven.
Bob: Peanut butter!
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A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.
Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."
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The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
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A term used by Hockey players to describe a shot that goes into the net and gets stuck between the netting and top back white bar.
Nichols walked in, picked the top corner on the Goalie and sniped it right into the Peanut Butter.
Bartley: Dude did you see Knoop get sniped high glove by Nichols?
Abbott: Oh yeah! He roofed it straight to the Peanut Butter!! I wish I could dangle and snipe like him..
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