A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.
Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"
Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."
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Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!
Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..
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A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.
Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.
Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".
Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away
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Nobody fucking cares about your god damn names.
Shut up with your damn urban dictionary bullshit
Kind regards - everyone
“Hey look at my name meaning on urban dictionary”, “shut up Patrice nobody fuckin cares”.
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you
Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name
Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means
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