Nokia 3310

The Strongest Weapon In All Of Existence. This Godly Weapon Rivals The Likes Of Giga Chad, King Bob, and Quandale Dingle. This Phone Is Known As The Pinnacle Of Indestructibility. Any Attempt To Destroy This Phone Will Result In Something Else Breaking.

Person 1: I Would Like To Purchase A Nokia 3310

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