noodly

when your penis is not erect
this complies with both sexes

Sarah: eww hanns why is your penis soo noodly!
Hanns: hold on give me a sec ill get it up

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noodly appendage

A weapon of mass destruction

Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.

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Noodly driveby

Noodly driveby is when your girlfriend lays with her head hanging over the bed. Meanwhile the man gets a running start and runs past the girl and smacks her in the face with his wiener leaving a red mark on her cheek.

"Last night, I let my boyfriend give me a noodly driveby. He did it too hard and now I have to go to the dentist."

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noodly head

When she is sucking it but its not that great and you are still flaccid.

"Ugh, last night Frankie gave me noodly head, it wasn't great."

Something Noodly

sluuurping something noodly

Teacher: So a room without gravity is a vacuum.
Kids: Okaaayyyyy?
Teacher: So it does this *SSSSSsSssssLLLLllLllllUuUUUrrrRPPppps*
Kids: 😬
5 Mins Later
Teacher: So it's kinda like "something noodly"
One Kid: Dang, i think she's been practicing
Other kid: it must of been hot in there

his noodly apendage

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.

some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

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noodliness

The degree to which a person is noodly.

The lack of exercise and sunlight over the winter months has made Charlie weak and pale. Verily, his noodliness is high.