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An awesome type of skiing that actually requires skill (unlike alpine). Includes classic and skate technique.
IT ROCKS!!
"Man, I am so wiped cos of Nordic practice! we did weight training today."
"Oh that sucks. Alpine team just sat on their butts and played duckduckgoose."
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a.k.a. swedes or blondes- a specific race of aliens from outerspace that do not interfere with humans to help us advance due to laws of the universe.
the nordics we thought we had an alliance with turned out to not want to help us advance technologically.
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means to ignore a man's dick (to ignore a penis)
Dat wifey a nordic to dat hub ova nothing.
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A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.
coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.
classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!
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the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
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A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five is getting hotter and gayer every season.