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When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

by thefinpope March 17, 2005

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tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

by Cooter May 23, 2005

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tea bag

1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.

I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.

by DeltaSlaya June 9, 2006

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Tea Bag

to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping

i tea baged joe at teh sleepover

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

2556๐Ÿ‘ 1364๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea bagging

1: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking an infusion of drinkable leaves into a pot or cup of hot water, to create a delicious and tannin-loaded beverage.
2: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking ones testicles and scrotum into the open gaping mouth of a willing partner.

It had been a long day and Daphne was tired. Her dozy yawning gave Mike an idea. As she lay in sexy repose on the garden lilo, Mike straddled and repeatedly teabagged into her open willing cakehole. Her lips, full and moistened with lip balm, gave a lovely seal as the bagger and baggee met in a glorious carnal union. Mbpuh mbpuh his slimy nutsack went as he bagged in and out. They were tea bagging.

by The Brown Piper May 11, 2007

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Tea Bagged

tea bagging NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH CREAM

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc

by mark January 13, 2005

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tea bag

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

by joemammy March 4, 2007

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