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sidal [nudity]

Full frontal nudity's poor cousin.

Seeing a male or female naked but only from the side (either left or right).

1. Angelina "I wasn't completely comfortable with it so the photos only contain sidal nudity. I have no regrets."

2. Matt (refering to film, theatre, dance or private show. Abbreviated form used) "Man that was some chronic sidal."

by DJ Wordsmith January 5, 2009

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Tasteful Nudity

Any state of nudity which represents the human figure through an artistic lens rather than as a sexual object.

In contrast with other types of nudity like casual nudity or anime nudity, the tasteful variety can be displayed in many public settings and need not be erased from one's browsing history

Person 1: You can't play that video in public, it's full of naked people!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just my favorite Watsky video. It's all totally tasteful nudity and serves to enhance the artistic narrative created by the music

by Frankie_Muniz March 9, 2020

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Nudity Buffer

The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your imagination and/or fantasized about them sexually. Usually between 10 seconds - 5 minutes after first sighting this person, depending on his or her attractiveness and your horniness.

(NOTE: Men andwomen of both gay and heterosexual persuasions are subject to the fleeting nudity zone).

Coined by the character Jeff on the British sitcom "Coupling."

"I would go over and say hi to Steve, but I've already imagined what it would be like to sit on his face, so the nudity buffer has been breached and it might be awkward."

by Gerere March 12, 2006

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Network nudity

Posting a ton of pictures online with your shirt off.

Jeffry shows off his muscles with network nudity.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017


Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

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Public nudity

where a person is totally naked in public.something that is totally natural and no one elses business if you are except for someone that thinks you have a totally awesome body and wants to fuck.

what do you think about public nudity?

by Deep blue 2012 November 4, 2009

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disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.

Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.

by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009

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