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noun. Glorious, glorious, saggy ball, usually found with a twin, both holding genetic material required for fertilizing female eggs and between the legs of a human male.
verb. to beat the girthy rod of meat (called, by scientists, a penis) to the point of semen finding its way out of the male nutts. (can be achieved by beating it (o/i)n literally anything, including tables or various orifices on a female)
noun. I fondle my nutts sometimes.
verb. I've already nutt about 15 times in No-Nutt November.
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When your too drunk to notice the fireball cap is still on when you go to take a shot.
I went to take a shot while making tacos but realized the cap was still on the bottle. “ I’m the NUTT.”
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a person who sleeps with his cousin in law
david was drunk and was immediately drawn to the woman across the smokey dance floor bedded her that evening only to find out he had inadvertantly become a nutt
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The best archer in the world. Mark Nutt was in the video game "London 2012" in the archery competition, under the country Great Britain.
The catch-phrase became popular after Gavin Free from RoosterTeeth yelled "Mark Nutt!" Every time he shot. The term became popular with the community and was made famous.
"MARK NUTT! His motto is suck my Nutt." -Gavin Free
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When a male masturbates using soap and it irritates his urethra making it painful to ejaculate or urinate. Although not gender specific, women tend to avoid this condition.
My best homie was cleaning his penis, one thing led to another, now he's in the ICU with Stage 4 Soap Nutt. Let's pour one out for my best homie please, Huzzah!