observative

A word mistaken used by people, where they actually mean observant.

"You aren't very observative"
"You mean I'm not very observant"

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Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

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observate

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

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Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.

Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

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The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

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Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

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