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A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation of octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and bring sass to facts.
Hot dude: wow, look all dem octopuses absolutely killing it with that’s strut! Dam.
Person: actually, those spineless, sexy cephalopods are called Octopi
Hot dude: wow... I’m gonna meditate and marinate on that one.
The incorrect plural of the word 'octopus', using a Latin ending for a word ending in 'us', by replacing it with an 'i', as in 'octopi'.
In English, it is correct to say 'octopuses', first used by uneducated peasants who did not know of the word's Greek origin, however, it is still technically incorrect.
The word 'octopus' is Greek (octo=eight, pus=foot), therefor, it's ending should be a Greek ending. The Greek ending of the word 'octopus' is 'octopodes' (pronounced: Ock-Top-Oh-Dez).
Octopi is the number, eight multiplied by pi, so is 25.13274123...
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The state of being fucked by two dicks in the asshole and two in the pussy, meanwhile four dicks reside in the oral cavity. It is also a portmaneu of creampie; internal cumshot required.
Yo this party is awesome some bitch is gettin octopied in the pool.
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An incorrect pluralization of octopus. Widly accepted by the public, Octopi is the word that most people use. Some people will argue that the proper pluralization is Octopodes, however most biologists will agree that the correct pluralization is Octopuses. (Ref. Sciencs Mag; Vol 307, 25 March 2005)
The abillity of octopuses to escape from enclosures is widly known by keepers in all aquariums
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Octa-pie
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1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual
intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; skank
2. Diseased Slut
3. Over used whore
4. Vagina with tentacles
5. Havelock Whore
6. North Carolinian Woman
7. Tenta-Gyner
8. Tentapi
I haven't seen him since he went to North Carolina, I wonder if he was captured by an Octopi?
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Probably the correct pluralisation of 'octopus'. Probably.
"Two octopi swam by. No, wait, octopuses. No, that sounds wrong. It's octopi. Yeah, definitely. Octopi."
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1. More than 1 octopus.
2. Eight pies.
"Yes, I would like to order octopi for our big party tonight."
"Is it octopuses or octopi?"
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