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Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.
"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"
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1. An extremely beautiful, smart, and athletic hooved animal. Has keen senses, and a memory that's ten times better than yours. Usually friendly and loveable. Can be dangerous.
2. A type of basketball shooting game.
3. Used to describe something big. Often used as a metaphor.
1. I just love my pet horse!!
2. Hey, wanna go play some horse??
3. Have you seen my cat? It is such a horse!
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The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae.
Person1: What are those people called that ride horses?
Person2: Equestrians.
Person1: Thanks. I was about to just call them horse-people.
Person2: No, that's a centaur.
Basically it is "Of course" but instead you say "Of horse".
Bob: Did you finish playing yet?
Steve: Of horse!
Just a funny way to say "Of course".
#Of horse
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"Quadruped. Graminivorous. Forty teeth, namely twenty-four grinders, four eye-teeth, and twelve incisive. Sheds coat in the spring; in marshy countries, sheds hoofs, too. Hoofs hard, but requiring to be shod with iron. Age known by marks in the mouth."
-quote from Hard Times by Charles Dickens.
Horses are described in numerous ways; breeds, types, 'bloods' and purposes.
Breeds of horse are distinct genetic entities. Morgan horses will produce
further Morgans, however if two cobs are bred together they may not necessarily produce further cob type horses. They may produce horses of a variety of types dependent upon the various breeds that produced the two cobs in the first place.
Horses are mainly used for hobby purposes, ie. riding (obstagles and dressage) and driving. In some places (Finland and sweden for example) some equine schools use horses for work too.
Communication skills are known to be highly developed in horses, but they are unable to speak to us in the same way that human beings do. It is vital that horse owners understand the fundamentals of horse care and horsemanship. A rider MUST know his/her horse well before attempting anything more than walking with it. Horses are very intelligent and have an excellent memory. You mistreat a horse once, he might kick you in the head 5 years later :)
Nice horse you got there, how old is he?
Who the fuck let that horse out of the paddock?
Saddle my horse, I'm going after it.
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Dami has a horse
Can she take the horse tho?
Did she take the whole horse?
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE
“HORSE.”
“Wh-What?”
“HORSE.”
*backs away*
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