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To completely rid yourself of the nuisance of someone else's presence. This often involves beating the proverbial, living sh*t out of said nuisance, or putting their corpse six feet under--whichever is preferred in order to achieve the desired result. You may substitute names, proper nouns of gender, and mix names, proper nouns, and expletives to ensure the proper result of your speech.
He spilled all my liquor! I'm about to dust him off!
Mr. Officer, he ran the red light and hit my brand new truck! He's lucky I didn't dust his ass off!
If I hear that this trick is trying to keep me away from my kids, I'm gonna have to dust her off!
Don't be mad because she chose me! You know the rules! Keep acting up, and I'm gonna dust yo' ass off!
Bro, I'm surprised you let Jenna get away with stealing all your money. If I were you, I would've dusted that bitch off!
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Term used by jammers to desribed oral sex.
Treefriend wanted to thank the mechanic for fixing his RV, so he lobbed him off.
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When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.
A. To sexually attract someone in an anal way!
B. to inject the male penis into an asshole!
C. to kill trevor's brother
D. to add an s to the everything you say
A. Hey come here ay, i want to pop him off!
b. Ccc lets pop him off
c. I'm gonna pop him off.
- who your brother
Yeah, my brother
d. mike ds
fishings
virgos
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When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off
Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
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Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.
Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.
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