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only the most kick-ass show ever. on fuse.
what's better than people of all ages, shapes, sizes stripping to music videos?
"Have you seen Pants Off Dance Off on Fuse yet?"
"Heck yes! I so wanna be on it!"
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So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty
I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!
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The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.
Dan: Man, last night was close!
Chris: Why, what happened?
Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.
Chris: Man, that's close!
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When two or more parties spontaneously remove pants and challenge each other to a dance off, the winner of which may put pants back on and ridicule other(s) for being pantless.
Bro Emily totally dominated that spontaneous pants off dance off last night CJ was so ashamed she lost and had to remain pantless the rest of the night!
When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
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When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
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When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
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