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1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (倧ιζΊ)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (γͺγΌγγΌ)
-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3
Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3
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That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."
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An incredibly gorgeous man; caucasian-asian bad ass speed skater who is the most decorated olympic athelete.
"Did you see how fast Apolo Ohno was skating!!?!"
"OHNO! is what other speed skaters say when they see Apolo behind them."
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When caught yawning, claiming that you are only allowing more air to get into your lungs to increase your alertness, much like Apolo Anton Ohno does before speedskating races.
Manager - "Smith, stop yawning and pay attention"
Smith - "Sir, I was simply Ohno amping to get fired up for this thrilling 100 page Powerpoint presentation."
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The split second between hitting the "send" button on the computer to send an email, and realizing that there is a serious problem with the email (such as using "reply all" instead of reply to sender, especially for an inflammatory email, or seeing a nasty grammatical mistake after the send button has been hit.
I realized in that ohno second that my nasty reply to the corporate email also went to the president and all VPs.
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Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
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