fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

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Old fashioned bag rolling

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.

If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!

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Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.

Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

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the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag