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old fucked up

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence

by Ltl Lisa May 21, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

Omg you are old as fuck

by Hodge87 December 7, 2013

35๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

by Schasty McNasty October 5, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

by bigsoprano November 29, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023


Old fashioned fuck boy

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.

He wasnโ€™t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.

by Carebear98 November 16, 2017


two day old nigger fuck

This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it

Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!

by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž