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Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

by the fatness December 10, 2011

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old school shit

When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.

I need to take an old school shit.

by Jmg342 December 30, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


on some old (blank) shit

In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing

50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.

on some old (blank) shit

by TheMadScientist September 26, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


old enough to shit old enough to hit

just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.

how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit

by Diggitty March 8, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Too Old For This Shit

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

44๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023


OLD SHIT

Something That Happened Yesterday.

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"

by Cadillac Sanchez August 17, 2018