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like “on god” but more powerful
“bro Jack looked so hot in his recent insta post. I put that shit on dan.”
The most amazing and unique guy you will ever meet. Kindhearted with a big dick and very gentle in bed.
"Wow I met my Dan Dan yesterday, I had the best time ever"
"Wow he is so nice he might be my Dan Dan in life"
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the actual ray of sunshine. also a cute egg.
You're like the Dan to my Phil.
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DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG
HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?
IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD
THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY
HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM
DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD
CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD
NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
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noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
the dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie "Old School's" lewd comedy.
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1.n.- A man of good humor, high potential, and deep intelect. Usually one who may "blend in" but would be foolish to underestimate.
2.v.- To give the ultimate sexual pleasure to a woman.
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