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Average

Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs, ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always triumph over Yahoo!

My life is so average, it's awesome!

by Zazades July 18, 2011

76๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Average

Someone who:
- Reads MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:

And many others things you may think of. :D

Today I was reading MLIA and thinking about how my parents never do anything average. Just then dad ran in excitedly to show me little hats he bought to put on Easter eggs after you dye them. MLIA.

by LawraTheDinosaur July 3, 2011

112๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


average

Good Enough to bang after a few beers

So what do you think of her?
well, She's average.
So Would you do her?
Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

by JP$ October 1, 2003

326๐Ÿ‘ 226๐Ÿ‘Ž


averagely

Purposefully working towards the average in class or group work to remain as invisible as possible

Richard averagely completed his flag.

by teach4food January 22, 2008


average

Something that is good, but not quite up to par.

Sally: Did you shack up last night?
Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.
Sally: Well...how was it??!!
Joanna: Eh, average.

by Annie May June 20, 2005

122๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


Average

Someone who is not good but not bad, Being average is being 'Mediocre'.

Sam Brown is average at CS:GO.
I would compare him to Heroic.

by NoobleJoosh September 3, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


average

The weight grouping choice favored by fat girls at online dating sites. If she chooses "a few extra pounds", bring a harpoon and/or tranq rifle. Same with "ghetto booty".

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Levi: WTF? There's no pics on this chick's profile.
Nate: What's her weight entry say?
Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".
Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.
Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!
Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!
Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.
Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

by Derek Peavey May 30, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž