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Baby

1. The most beautiful gift anyone can ever have. A result of love, and giving love to one another.

2. An accident

1. What a beautiful baby we have brought into this world!

2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!

by Palermo180 June 13, 2012

1338πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


Such baby

Phrase/Adjective; used when describing something very cute or adorable, like a baby.

β€œOh my god that cat is such baby!!”

by BrigieBridge December 1, 2020

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Babi

A Malaysian and Indonesian word which means pig. Yes, pig.

In Indonesia, it's just a simple word.

In Malaysia, however, it's a top tier insult used by almost everyone who thinks it's the right thing to say during an argument. Perhaps the only word that can beat it is pukimak.

If you say it in front of your parents, you better pack your valuables and live in the jungle for the rest of your life or; get ready for some ass whooping by your dad and a flip flop flying right to your face. This is not an exaggeration.

Me: *sees a bastard peeing on my car*
"BABI!!"

Dave: "Your mom is a whore."
David: "You Babi!"

by NagaJagung January 8, 2020

159πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s

"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."

by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017

113πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Baby

What you call someone who means the absolute world to you.

I love you, baby!

by BlueAngel101 September 20, 2018

311πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


On Baby

On baby is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." On baby
is the name of a stuffed animal child that a 2 students really cared about. Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

"oN bAbY this homework is hard"

"On BaBy she is thicc"

by THOOBMOOBS October 2, 2019

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


baby

Used to refer to someone who did something cute and wholesome. (usually a celebrity or someone's friends/ partner). This can also be applied to pets, mostly good bois.

*on twitter*
me: *tweets video of Tyler Joseph playing with his hair*
literally all clikkies: TYLER JOSEPH IS BABY UWU

by sliipingl8ly March 24, 2019

346πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž