Task

n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.

Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy

Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.

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task

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Task

A bathroom activity in which a group of people take a dump together, in seperate, multiple stalls. It is a social experience, since the taskers talk while on the can. It makes taking a dump even better.

Often done at schools, during a gym class or study hall.

Note: Can be spelled TASC as well. (Take A Shit Co-operatively)

"Hey, John! You want to go Task with me?"
"Sure, Steve! I've had to crap all day."

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task

an adjective to describe something you dont want to do but many times, do want to do.

man, i aint goin to the beer store, thats so task.

person1: go get food.
person2: TASK!
person1: go fag.
person2: dude, thats so task
person1: i know, go homo
person2: gay.

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tasked

To be the unlucky individual (t)asked to follow up on an action item at a business meeting.

During Thursday's quarterly review I was tasked to provide detail on the overspend on the supplies budget.

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Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

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Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.

Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.