ground

Verb

1. Punish
2. Restrict

1. I can't go, I'm grounded.
2. I'm grounded from the computer.

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Grounded

The term equivalent of being sober from alcohol, but specifically sober from smoking dope

Guy 1: dude you still feeling stoned?
Guy 2: nah dude, im feeling pretty grounded right now

grounded

what your parents do to punish you so that you are as miserable as they are.

parent: my life sucks, let's ground junior, so his life is miserable too.
junior: now, i'm grounded. dang it.

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grounded

A fad that goanimators make videos of where Caillou (or whoever) gets their stuff taken away for a ridiculously long time.

Oh, oh, oooooooooo. You are grounded grounded grounded for 12443323443556677888 centuries, go to your room now

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the ground

being grounded

"hey man, can you hang out?" "sorry dude, im on the ground until september"

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Grounded

The act of being cut off by your parents and your technological social life being ruined

Worm your grounded.

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TO THE GROUND

the everlasting expression of awe and wonder in the world , oh and also if some fine bitch comes walking by and you want to tap that asss.

Dude that chick with the tig ol' bitties over there, i'd plow that TO THE GROUND.

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