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Knowledge

What you have if you can read the Encyclopedia Britannica front-to-back and manage to remember. Most will be useless during your mortal existence with the possible exceptions of Jeopardy contests and Thanksgiving dinner arguments.

I am gaining knowledge so that I am prepared to debate prehistoric Inuit burial rituals at the office.

by DreadPirateRoberts February 21, 2015

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Knowledge

Giving someone oral sex.

He gave her some knowledge.

by nah-lij May 4, 2003

635๐Ÿ‘ 359๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knowledge

1 in Supreme Mathematics

the accumulation of facts through observing, learning, and respecting

Knowledge is the foundation of all in existence, for it must be known in order to make it manifest. Knowledge is the light given off by our sun, which is the foundation of our solar system. It is also the original man, who is the foundation of Allah's family.

by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005

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Knowledge

Head

Mary gave Bob knowledge lastnight

by Michelle September 6, 2002

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Knowledge

The act of fellatio commonly referred to as a blow job, oral sex performed upon the penis

"She gave a brother knowledge"

by DigiKev December 18, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knowledge

Anything we experience. Experience includes to think and to perceive. To experience is to connect to Existence. For conscious beings like us, to experience is to be (and vice versa). At a given moment, one knows nothing except for what one is currently experiencing.

I am currently experiencing the thought/idea of 2+2=4. Therefore, at the moment i know (have the knowledge of) 2+2=4

by E_A_G_L_E_S October 24, 2005

75๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


knowledge

There exists a common phenomenon that knowledge can be used as a euphemism for "penis." It is not very common in most cultures, but nonetheless it still exists.

"Hey did you hear that Johnny is pretty knowledgable? Yeah I'd like to get some of his knowledge." "How much knowledge did the teacher squeeze in you today?"

by Ptom April 20, 2008

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