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THE WORST FEELING EVER!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS NAUSEOUS AND YOU STOMACH HURTS ALL THE TIME! AND THE HEARTBURN SUCKS!!! THE DRY MOUTH SUCKS!
Person 1:“ my stomach hurts and I’m nauseous”
Person 2 : “ you might have acid reflux”
Person 1: “ Oh no!! I heard that shit last a long time, longer then people say it does!
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while laughing at the next ridiculous Justin Bieber news piece, you experience an equal and opposite physical reaction resulting in nausea and vomiting.
I had a severe case of bieber-reflux when I heard about the upcoming 3-D movie about the teen star.
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Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.
No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.
When a patient is sucking cock in detox and begins to throw up her meds. She then tries to swallow them back down as well as finishing off the other patient.
Adams reasons for getting his cock sucked in detox were two-fold: A) he wanted a blow job B)He wanted to induce a case of detox reflux in Erika so they could share her comfort meds.
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What Ashlee Simpson claims to have happened in the infamous SNL incident where she was caught lip-synching.
"Wasn't it hilarious when Ashlee simpson did the ho-down?"
"Acid reflux my ass!"
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When you take a dump but not all of it comes out, and in the hours leading up to and during your next dump the rim of your asshole burns horribly.
Mike: Why is Joe taking so long in the bathroom?
Jerry: He is clearing out the last of his ass reflux.
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When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.
"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"
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