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When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."
"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."
To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.
"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."
When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.
Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!
Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!
does louis know harry is in love with him
does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”
Another way to say half assed.
Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.