lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

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one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

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Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

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One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

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does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

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One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.

Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.