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A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.
Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!
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When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.
I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!
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To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
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little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture
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when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit
"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face
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A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
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A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
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