one on one

1. When you go from dating someone to being in an exclusive relationship.
2. Becoming someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Friend 1: Dude, when are you guys gonna go one on one?
Friend 2: I'm not ready for a relationship yet.

Friend 1: I thought you were going one on one with her.
Friend 2: Naw, man. I don't want to give up the other pussy.

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one on one

when your boss invites you to a business lunch.

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one on one

The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.

John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?

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I am the one the one the one

you are the one.

I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

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One beer, One dance, One hour

An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.

The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.

After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...

Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."

John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."

7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...

John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t

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one-to-one marketing

A way that a Web site personalizes its service based on information it gathers from you electronically.

Amazon knows what services to offer you based on its one-to-one marketing.

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one oh one

A spare male at a party, or a useless person - always male.

Refers to the fact that in most countries on Earth, there are about 1.01 men for every 1 woman, thus, every one hundred and first male is not going to find a partner ( See www.nationmaster.com for confirmation ).

a:"NAME came to the party stag again?"
b:"Yes, our own little one oh one . . ."

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